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Otunba IlemobadeFriday, February 5, 2016
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KENTUCKIZATION: FAYOSE CHICKENS THAT ARE COMING HOME TO ROAST

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f an issue is beyond melodrama or crying, you make light jokes of it; because it is of no signification being melodramatic over spilled beans. But that does not preclude us from satirization in order to put some flesh on our skeleton in the cupboard that is now unraveling like a Mermaid straggly in a cocoon.

Most people would dismiss Dr. Temitope Aluko statements or revelations as ranting of a scumbag or a despicable villain, while others would see him as someone whose conscience prevents from sleeping with his two eyes closed. Put differently a Macbethian character.

Whichever viewpoints you desire as true characterization of the personage(s) in our drama, the narrative is in the market place of public opinion anyway.

My takeaway/view is that the election preceding the inauguration of Ayo Fayose as the ''duly elected'' governor of Ekiti State is /was not credible. Therefore, null & void.

Time for our laugh matazz incredibility foisted on us by the grand master Goodluck Jonathan the chief architect of political gangsterism. Tompolo and Asari Dokubo connection.

It is weekend, time for my Kentucky Family Bucket of finger licking roasted chickens these are not chickens from Ayo Fayose N1.4 billion poultry scam.

Anyone who dare to consume those chickens from the N1.4 billion poultry scam, he/she is on his/her own with Zika or Lassa virus.

They are (chickens) neither from Kuje nor Kirikiri farm settlements but when our VIP (Very Important Prisoner) Ayo Fayose eventually comes home to roast we shall be consuming chickens from both penitentiaries given the fact that he is a good chicken farmer from Ekiti State.

Oh noooo I am not talking of transmigration of chickens pens from 16 local government area of Ekiti state to Kuje or Kirikiri, since both penitentiaries are not part of Ekiti state constituencies. I do not want to commit electoral gerrymandering. Apologies to @InecNigeria.

He, Ayo Fayose might make use of fellow prisoners to facilitate the movement of the chickens pens with the help of Brigade commander, Brig. Gen. Aliyu Momoh. They would, I mean his colleagues and supporters from the Prison Service might be ''anchorage'' in his houses in Iyaganku never mind that he committed pejury/lied in his asset declaration.

Brigade commander, Brig. Gen. Aliyu Momoh is adept at transporting contrabands and electoral materials, so the prisoners would need an armband, shoulder stickers for identification just in case the Immigration Service and Custom Officials request for certificate of inoculation and immigration clearance.

I hope they would not forget the payment of import duties, oh no waivers have been granted by Comptroller General Dikko.

The shoulder stickers would act as our secret code that this is a special assignment from Commander in Chief, Goodluck Jonathan.

Do not forget we are talking here of transmigration of chickens pens from 16 local government area of Ekiti State as a metaphor, but the ultimate goal is not the chickens pens transportation but electoral materials hidden between those pens.

Talking about movement of electoral material into Ekiti State, Brigade commander, Brig. Gen. Aliyu Momoh's role can never be underestimated. He and Ayo Fayose had requested for $37 million cash to prosecute the governorship election.

In order to money double the cash Goodluck Jonthan's Bureau De Change in Onitsha comes in handy since election is about luck, coupled with a little rigging and abduction.

Masked men would be necessary to create the impression of kidnapping militant style, Iyiola Omisore and Musiliu Obanikoro are specialist in criminal Tompology.

Please, our narrative is Ayo Fayose chickens that is coming home to roast and the participants in the roasted chickens ''braderie'' in Spotless Hotel, Ado Ekiti.

Ayo Fayose needs to Militarize the atmosphere or make it a mobile police operation with a tinge of political activism, so the following combination of conspirators are fundamental to achieving his goal.

According to Ekiti state PDP secretary Dr. Temitope Aluko: “Those at the meeting were the former Chief of Defence Staff, Air Chief Marshall Alex Badeh; then Chief of Army Staff, Lt.Gen. Kenneth Minimmah; and former National Chairman of the PDP, Alhaji Adamu Mu’azu, Minister of Police Affairs, Jelili Adesiyan''

The ultimate trophy Ekiti State, is so significant within the calculus of PDP electioneering strategy that Goodluck Jonathan had to abdicate his Position as Commader in Chief to a new commander in rigging Ayo Fayose, how clueless can the ex-president be (Dereliction of responsibility).

“At that meeting, the former President made it clear to the ex Chief of Defence Staff that Fayose would stand for him (as Commander-In-Chief) in terms of providing security for the election”. -Dr. Temitope Aluko

The world has turned upside down in Ekiti State at that particular moment when the Chief of Defence Staff, Air Chief Marshall Alex Badeh became a subordinate to a mere governor all in the name of rigging an election and stealing the mandate of the people. (Oole) Shiooooooo.

To achieve Ayo Fayose evil machination 64 stalwart of PDP were selected to do somewhat ramshackle job of spying on the opposition but the Chief of Army Staff, Lt.Gen. Kenneth Minimmah would have none of that, he had a different idea, for him harrasement would do the job perfectly so he commandeered a battalion of soldiers to stop all vehicle belonging to the opposition. Abduction is the name of the game.

Goodluck Jonathan deserves to be in jail by now.

What came to the fore with these revelations is the factual reality that we are dealing with a man who has no intention of leaving power contrary to the falsehood and blatant lies peddled by him on the international arena.

The fallaciousness of the meaningless awards given to him by such organisations like Cercle Diplomatique and Martin Luther King Foundation, tells us that those organisations have strayed away into abyss of darkness not comparable to the philosophy of the founding fathers of those organisations. They have become an appendages of corruption.

This was an election that the Special Assistant to the Ekiti State Governor on Public Communications and New Media, Lere Olayinka has described as free and fair based on the analysis of the so called US embassy.

I cannot remember since/when the US embassy has become a party in election, procedures and processes in Nigeria.

Maybe I am missing the point being made here by Lere Olayinka, that is to say Obama is an African American with familial lineage to Ekiti State an uncle to Ayo Fayose. Let us hope that his name is not on the voters register.

There is no denying the fact that these revelations have created ernomous task for @EfccNigeria, @Inecnigeria, @PoliceNigeria, @IcpcNigeria and @ccbureauNigeria. Nigerians are watching with keen interest and enthusiasim.

Mr. Ayo Fayose has said severally in a braggadocious mannerism that he is willing to give up his immunity whenever/wherever is necessary.

This is the time to do so as a fearless Ekiti man to clear his name that is being drag through the mud because of these allegations coming from Ekiti state PDP secretary Dr. Temitope Aluko.

The judiciary is your friend Mr. Ayo Fayose. Nigerians are waiting, watching and hoping that you take this case up quickly.

My view, the judiciary in Nigeria is a Major impediment to the success of our war against corruption. We need a revolution in this significant edifice for the administration of justice in our clime.

I hope the Chief Justice will rise up to the occassion and do a fundamental cleansing of the stable before their chickens come home to roast.

The Minister of Justice Abubakar Malami cannot shy away from the gigantic responsibility to prosecute all offenders mentioned in this narrative of chickens coming home to roast.

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